Today's To-Do List
Write blog for intro to drama Get a book for political science Check mail for book for Intro to Journalism Finish coming up with a weekly schedule Add things to to-do list (home, school, other) Read emails Work on Nerdy Show internship project Take medicine Go to work study Eat at some point Take a shower at some point Go to sleep at some point
A Jar of Golfballs
I stole this from Facebook: A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full? They agreed that it was. So the professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook...
A conversation in which I tell a friend a dream I...
I just remembered
you were in my dream last night
it's really weird
so prepare yourself
MY BODY IS READY
I was visiting you or we were at some weird place
there was a dog
and I was like, awww, doggie, he's probably lost
I LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING
so I took him and put him in a room and I was like, I have to go, but I'll be back and we'll find this dog's owner!
and then I came back and I couldn't find the dog
and I looked everywhere and you weren't there
and I finally found you and you were busy and I kept bugging you
and I was like "OMG WHERE'S THE DOG"
and you looked at me all sheepishly
and then you were like "me and my friend got hungry"
and I was like "YOU ATE THE DOG?"
And you were like "YEAH YOU WANT SOME?"
and I was like "NO. OMG. NO. THAT'S SICK. WHY WOULD YOU EAT A DOG."
and you were like "It was actually really good!"
I love how im so giving in your dream haha
I was so mad
I was like, damnit we're not friends anymore
note to self
never take megans dog and eat it
oh hell no
this was a stray dog and I was mad
you take MY dog and I kill you
mama's protective of her baby
OM NOM NOM