January 2012
4 posts
Today's To-Do List
Write blog for intro to drama
Get a book for political science
Check mail for book for Intro to Journalism
Finish coming up with a weekly schedule
Add things to to-do list (home, school, other)
Read emails
Work on Nerdy Show internship project
Take medicine
Go to work study
Eat at some point
Take a shower at some point
Go to sleep at some point
A Jar of Golfballs
I stole this from Facebook:
A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full? They agreed that it was. So the professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook...
A conversation in which I tell a friend a dream I...
Me:
DUDE
I just remembered
you were in my dream last night
Friend:
really?
Me:
yah
it's really weird
so prepare yourself
Friend:
MY BODY IS READY
Me:
I was visiting you or we were at some weird place
and
there was a dog
and I was like, awww, doggie, he's probably lost
Friend:
I LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING
Me:
so I took him and put him in a room and I was like, I have to go, but I'll be back and we'll find this dog's owner!
and then I came back and I couldn't find the dog
and I looked everywhere and you weren't there
and I finally found you and you were busy and I kept bugging you
and I was like "OMG WHERE'S THE DOG"
and you looked at me all sheepishly
and then you were like "me and my friend got hungry"
and I was like "YOU ATE THE DOG?"
And you were like "YEAH YOU WANT SOME?"
and I was like "NO. OMG. NO. THAT'S SICK. WHY WOULD YOU EAT A DOG."
and you were like "It was actually really good!"
Friend:
I love how im so giving in your dream haha
lol wow
Me:
I was so mad
I was like, damnit we're not friends anymore
Friend:
note to self
never take megans dog and eat it
Me:
oh hell no
this was a stray dog and I was mad
you take MY dog and I kill you
mama's protective of her baby
Friend:
OM NOM NOM
